World's Okayish Mom Ribbon Card

Literally The Worst Award Ribbon Card

The Tits Ribbon Card

25, Again Ribbon Card

Adequate Lover Ribbon Card

Sober Nine Months Ribbon Card

Sponge Worthy Ribbon Card

Bye Felicia Ribbon Card

Fuck It Award Ribbon Card

You Are The Father Ribbon Card

Admitted Was Wrong Ribbon Card

Annoying Sibling Ribbon Card

Remembered Anniversary Ribbon Card

Keeps Things Bottle Up Wine Ribbon

Old Fart Wine Ribbon

Ate A Vegetable Patch

Low Maintenance Patch

Beauty School Dropout Patch

No Chill Patch

Not A Minder Reader Patch

Adequate Lover Ribbon

Best Bro Ribbon

Bridezilla Ribbon

Broke Ribbon

Came To Work Sick Ribbon

Cleaned My Room Ribbon

Couch Potato Ribbon

Cray Cray Ribbon

Dude Bro Ribbon

Entitled Ribbon

Flake Ribbon

Germophobe Ribbon

Grammar Nazi Ribbon

Hangry Ribbon

Hormonal Ribbon

Hoser Ribbon