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Birthday Jerk Balloons™

$10.00 USD

$5.00 USD

Let’s be honest — we’re all beating around the bush when it comes to birthdays. We lazily post memes on each other’s Facebook walls, begrudgingly buy our birthday buddy a drink or two and scribble our names at the bottom of some greeting card company’s warm and fuzzy message. It begins to feel a little dishonest after a while.

Fortunately, you can now tell your friends how you really feel about them while still participating in the age-old birthday rituals thanks to our Birthday Jerk Balloons. Use this special milestone to remind your friends that they’re old, immature or just relatively annoying. They’ll get the message — there’s truly no room for misunderstanding.

Utilizing playful colours, wonderful typography and careful designs, the final result is a birthday decoration that looks great no matter how much it stings. Really, there’s no better way to be blunt than with a balloon.



Product information
Boldfaced and Shauna Hartsook
Material Latex.
Measurements 10" inflated.
Shipping information
Please expect seven days for your order to ship. 
Return policy Returns or exchanges are possible within 15 days of receipt. Please contact us if there’s a problem with your balloons.