Keeps Things Bottle Up Wine Ribbon
In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.
Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.
Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.
This listing is for a single blue "Keeps things bottle up" ribbon.
Satin rosette ribbon
Measures 5.5" x 3"
While we’re based in Calgary, Canada, due to technology constraints we can only offer one currency to price our products on our website. We price in US dollars because most of our customers are located globally and in the United States so US dollars has been the preference for payment so far. We're a small company but as we continue to grow, creating an additional site that processes payments in Canadian dollars is on our list of initiatives.