Sober Nine Months Ribbon Card
In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.
Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbon Cards celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.
Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.
See all of our ribbon cards here.
Satin ribbon, gold foiled card stock
Measures 5.25" x 4"
Easy removal of ribbon for display or re-gifting.
While we’re based in Calgary, Canada, due to technology constraints we can only offer one currency to price our products on our website. We price in US dollars because most of our customers are located globally and in the United States so US dollars has been the preference for payment so far. We're a small company but as we continue to grow, creating an additional site that processes payments in Canadian dollars is on our list of initiatives.