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Adequate Lover Red adult award ribbon with gold foil
Adequate Lover Red adult award ribbon with gold foil
Red Adequate Lover adult award ribbon with gold foil
yellow background with image of boldfaced envelope filled with products spilling out.
small black award ribbon that features a gold Boldfaced logo as well as the words I buy the best shit. Every order includes this free ribbon.
co-founders lauren and shauna are photographed with an assortment of their products. Text says follow for more good clean fun @boldfacedgoods 

Adequate Lover Ribbon

$5.00 USD

In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

This listing is for a single ribbon.

See the full ribbon collection here