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Couch potato award ribbon, light yellow with gold foil, to and from card on back. Adulting award.
Couch potato award ribbon, light yellow with gold foil, to and from card on back. Adulting award.
yellow background with image of boldfaced envelope filled with products spilling out.
small black award ribbon that features a gold Boldfaced logo as well as the words I buy the best shit. Every order includes this free ribbon.
co-founders lauren and shauna are photographed with an assortment of their products. Text says follow for more good clean fun @boldfacedgoods 

Couch Potato Ribbon

$5.00 USD

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

This listing is for a single ribbon.

 

See the full ribbon collection here.