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Grey award ribbon on a golden greeting card that says Old Fart
Grey award ribbon on a golden greeting card that says Old Fart

Old Fart Ribbon Card

$6.00 USD

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbon Cards celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons. 

See all of our ribbon cards here.