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Salty Award Ribbon, grey adulting ribbon with gold foil, eyelet and string, to and from card on back
Salty Award Ribbon, grey adulting ribbon with gold foil, eyelet and string, to and from card on back
Salty Ribbon
Salty Ribbon
Salty Ribbon

Salty Ribbon

$5.00 USD

In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

See the full ribbon collection here.