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Thirsty award ribbon, ribbon with eyelet and string, blue with stamped gold foil, adulting award
Thirsty award ribbon, ribbon with eyelet and string, blue with stamped gold foil, adulting award
Thirsty award ribbon, ribbon with eyelet and string, blue with stamped gold foil, adulting award photo over plastic straws
Thirsty award ribbon, ribbon with eyelet and string, blue with stamped gold foil, adulting award, to and from card on back
Thirsty Ribbon
Thirsty Ribbon
Thirsty Ribbon

Thirsty Ribbon

$5.00 USD

Thirsty is an adjective used in describing a person deliberately fishing for compliments, attention, etc. Ex: "She is always posting pictures with extreme cleavage, thirsty much?"

In the game of life, there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot, or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, we’ve created the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Our Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honor the failures, frauds, and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, we’ve designed them so they’re shiny, pretty, and cute.

Give your friends a gentle ribbing with these golden ribbons.

See the full ribbon collection here.