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Wine About It - Birthday Blues

$18.00 USD

$3.00 USD

Few days drudge up complex emotions quite like birthdays, but any disappointments should be expected. It is, after all, an annual celebration of existence itself — who can live up to that? You’re probably not going to buy the right thing for your loved ones this year, so do everyone a favour and get them these realistic wine labels instead. They’ll help ease the pain of aging, one sip at a time.

Six labels included: Existential Dread, No Facebook Notifications, Someone Thought You Were Older Than You Are, Pity Party, Lowered Expectations, Belated Birthday

Buy Separately or as a Set of Six.

*NOTE* Labels work best on bottles that do not taper.  You can place the label right over top of the original label.

See also our Newlywed Set.

See also our First World Problem Set

Product information
Maker Fairgoods 
Material Sticker Paper

Please allow for 2-3 business days to package your order.

Return policy Returns or exchanges are possible within 15 days of receipt. Please contact us if there’s a problem with your tote.